I'm a writer. Mostly I write comedy programmes for television. It's usually sitcoms, but I've also written (and performed) in sketch shows, and script-edited on factual series. I also write for radio and video games. Once long ago I even toured theatre, and performed live comedy.
All kinds of famous people have been in things that I've written, and their pictures are scattered around these pages until their agents contact me and tell me to remove them. Until then, let's hope that some of their celebrity glory rubs off and makes me look good.
Here's a list of a few of the things I've done:
My Spy Family - Kindle/Cartoon Network - Boomerang
"The Trophy Affair" - one episode of the hit international kid's sitcom.
Trexx & Flipside - Hanrahan Media - BBC3
"Resplendent" - one episode of new hip hop sitcom, guest starring Reginald D Hunter as an insane music producer.
Placebo - BBC Comedy North - BBC3
Sitcom set in a clinical tirals unit, starring Maxine Peake, Katy Brand, and Nick Mohammed.
Skin Deep - Celador - Channel 4
Comedy Lab sitcom about a tattoo artist and a body piercer. Starring Steve Oram and Tom Meeten.
Facing Up - Celador - ITV
ITV sitcom pilot starring Mark Heap, Samantha Janus, John Thompson, and Tom Watt.
The 11 O'Clock Show - Talkback - Channel 4
Wrote (and designed) a web-based comedy spot on the classic late night comedy show.
Weird, Bad & Ugly - United Wildlife - Channel 5
Script-edited two factual wildlife series about vaguely amusing animal behaviours. Narrated by Tony Robinson.
Electric Babylon - Paramount Comedy Channel
Several two minute "interstitial" sketches, including Celine Dion vs The Prodigy, and Radiohead's World Cup anthem.
Comedy Nation - BBC Entertainment - BBC2
'90s BBC2 sketch show for breaking talent including innumerable people who are now stupidly famous.
Malice - Argonaut - X-box/PS2
Baffling video game about a wise-cracking teenage goddess with a giant hammer.
